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joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

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"If flowers can
teach themselves

how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you."

- Noor ShirazieSpringtime (via unlively)

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canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

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Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

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calebtdenecour:

Group shot if all 11 Achievement Hunters. Happy 6th birthday to us!

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  • gavin: when did you lose your virginity?
  • jack: i was 19
  • gavin: yeah i don't believe that you were 19
  • jack: why don't you ask your mom how old i was
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