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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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hermioning:

there are more nipples than people

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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